It's Funny....Because It's True!!!

As you have probably figured out by now....I have a warped sense of humor. Sometimes things are hilarious....because they are true. With that being said.....

(I did warn you) let me tell you a story.......

There once was a prince.....

 Who met his princess......

 They were married....

and were married for a long time.....



One day while laying in bed     (don't worry this is a rated G story)     she looked around and discovered.....they slept in a closet!!!!

Yes, in a closet......

You see they were surrounded by shoes.....he bought for her......

 Handbags galore.......

 More shoes.....(the princess loves shoes especially at 1/2 off)......

 He bought her a princess bed.....(you really do have to climb in this bed).....

 And jewelry.....lots of jewelry......

The princess was tired of living in a cramped closet and decided to use what she had. She wants a retreat.....not a closet to sleep in. So, she must deal with circumstances as they are and make the best of her "closet"

Well....someone must save this poor princess.....

To be continued.......